The Shadow People

 3 Nov 2023

     I was on my way to the Sierras going to pick up my friend Alane when I became aware of the Shadow People. All my life I had seen signs of them, yet it took this trip to acknowledge their existence and the threat they are to the whole World.

    Let me start by saying I don't think I've ever actually seen a shadow person, O maybe that flicker on the edge of my vision was one and I just didn't realize it. Now that I am more informed I will try to turn my head a little quicker next time. They are really fast!

   So what did I learn about these shadow folk? Glad you asked! For 1, they must be everywhere! Throughout California and Nevada, both in cities and rural I saw signs of them and their animals. OH, YES! They have animals too!

  So the first giveaway for me was just seeing this warning sign along the roadways that Shadow People were up ahead. It seemed the roads leading into every town had them,

   Once I realized that the Shadow People existed I learned that they had children just like us non-shadows.

Indeed, in some places apparently whole Shadow families are known to scurry across the roads dragging their Shadow kids behind them!

   Their are even places where Shadow men get on their bicycles. I KNOW I've never seen a Shadow cyclist on the road. There was that one time when I was out mountainbiking though....

   Out in Nevada we didn't see whole herds of Shadow cattle, yet the signs were there!

   Some appeared quite dangerous!

There are places where the Shadow People are not allowed to go;

   So on Saturday morning Oct 14th I realized that the Moon was NOT going in front of the Sun. Instead I saw it for what it was: An effort by the Shadow People to permanently block the light from the Sun so they could go out and about freely and not live in the shadows! The Shadow People want to rule Earth!

   The Earth was lucky to escape this time!

     Upon further investigation I discovered that there are also Pale People, perhaps they are another race of Shadow People? There needs to be DNA studies!

    And evidently not all of these folk are to be trusted, here is a Pale man abducting a Pale girl seeking to get away on a Pale bicycle!

15 Nov, 2023

It's not fair! Now I am told that they have flying cars before we do!